Double Meaning Shayari in Urdu/Hindi (Adult Funny Poetry)

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Double Meaning Shayari in Urdu

double meaning shayari poetry

Kehti thi tere pyar mein har takleef seh loon gi
Maine phir bhi thook nahin lagaya..!!

کہتی تھی تیرے پیار میں ہر تکلیف سہہ لوں گی
میں نے پِھر بھی تھوک نہیں لگایا . . ! !

वह कहती थी कि मैं तुम्हारे प्यार में हर दर्द सहूंगी
मैंने अभी भी नहीं चुदवाया था। । ! !
double meaning shayari poetry
Tere ishq mein yun neelam ho jaun
Akhri boli teri ho aur tere naam ho jaun

تیرے عشق میں یوں نیلام ہو جاؤں
آخری بولی تیری ہو اور تیرے نام ہو جاؤں

मुझे अपने प्यार में नीलाम कर दो
आखिरी शब्द तुम्हारा होने दो और तुम्हारा नाम बनो
double meaning shayari
Muyasar ho agar teri gardan..!!
Main tujh mein khoon ka qatra na chhorun

میسر ہو اگر تیری گردن . . ! !
میں تجھ میں خون کا قطرہ نا چھورن

अगर आपकी गर्दन उपलब्ध है। । ! !
मैं आपमें खून की एक बूंद भी नहीं छू पाऊंगा
double meaning shayari poetry
Mere boso ko kya saho gi tum..??
Mujhko adat hai kaat khanay ki

میرے بوسو کو کیا سہو گی تم . . ؟ ؟
مجھکو عادت ہے کاٹ کھانے کی

क्या तुम मेरे चुंबन भूल जाएगा। । ? ?
मुझे काटने की आदत है
adult shayari poetry
Ye khabar hai itefaq nahin
Hum jaisa hona mazaq nahin

یہ خبر ہے اتفاق نہیں
ہم جیسا ہونا مذاق نہیں

यह खबर कोई संयोग नहीं है
हमारे जैसा बनना मजेदार नहीं है
Funny adult shayari poetry
Main apko kaisa lagta hoon
Lag hi na jayen kahin ap

میں آپکو کیسا لگتا ہوں
لگ ہی نا جائیں کہیں آپ

आप मुझे कैसे पसंद करते हैं
कहीं मत जाओ
double meaning shayari poetry
Tumhara wahid ilaaj ehtyat hai

تمہارا واحد علاج احتیات ہے

आपका एकमात्र इलाज एहतियात है
double meaning shayari poetry
Ap ke zehan ko tezab se
Dhulnay ki zroorat hai..

آپ كے ذہن کو تیزاب سے
دحلنے کی ضرورت ہے . .

एसिड आपके दिमाग पर हमला करता है
धोने की जरूरत है। ।

Double Meaning Joke in English

1: Girl – Bas bhi karo ub

Boy – Kuch nahi hota

Girl – Kisi ne dekh liya to?

Boy – Kuch nahi hoga,tum seedhi raho

thoda khol ke rakho agar paper

nahi dikhaya to fail ho jaunga

 

2: Husband: Saare cooking show dekhti ho, fir bhi

theek se khana banana nahi aata..??.

Wife: Tum bhi to english film dekhte rehte ho,

maine kabhi complain ki..? 😉

samjhdar aa gye to theek, warna pog0 dekho

 

3: Phone Baja…

Husband: Agar Phone mere liye ho to kehna main ghar pe nahi hu.

Wife: Woh ghar pe hain..

Husband: Mene mana kiya tha na, mana kar dena..

Wife: Phone aapka nahi mera tha…:p :O 😀 😀

Samajh me aa gya ho to Like karo 😀

Baki sab pogo dekho..

 

4: Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!

Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?

Aurat: Mera Pati kya,

mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.

 

5: Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho

To

Biwi ko tang na kare

Khud uthkar apne hath se

Pani pee lein!!

Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam

 

6: Delhi belly spirit aage badao yeah msg sabko sunao

Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,

Jawaab meri baat ka.

Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,

Rom-Rom jazbat ka.

Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,

Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.

Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,

Balon mein phool gulab ka?

Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,

Intezaar uske jawab ka.

Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,

Guldasta Gulabon ka.

Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,

Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.

Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,

Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka.

 

7: Bacha Paida Hone Per Dost Ne Choosni Gift Ki

Baap:

Yaar Itna Chota Bacha Choosni Nahi Peeta

Dost:

Ye Us K Liye Nahi

Tere Liye Hai . . .

wellcome back pogo

 

8: Ek-kiss key bad kya ata ha.

Ek-kiss (21) key bad ba-iss (22) ata ha

Dunya badal jaey gey magar tumharey soch nai

 

9:  “Sochta Hun Aaj Bahon Me Pakad Ke Dal Hi Dun,

Balon Me Fool Gulab Ka”

“Dalte Hi Gir Jata Hai,

Patta Patta Gulab Ka.”

 

10: Uffo Kia Kerte Ho

Duur Hat Jao

Koi Dekhe Ga Tou Kia

Soche Ga ??

Aqal Nahi Hy Kia ?

Uff Abi Nhi Krona

Akele Me Krna

NAAK SAAF ;

Hamesha Ganda Sochna

 

11: Aap mujhe ek jaga se bohat pyary lagty hain,

Maloom hai kahan se?

Door se

 

Adult Shayari Sms in Hindi

12: Waqt pe khana

Zara sambhal kar

Ziyada bhari cheezen mat uthana!

Waqt pe khana,

Waqt pe sona,

Apna khayal rakhna,

kyon k,

9wan maheena lag chuka hai.

 

13: Woh hum dikhatay hain

Ye Express News waly kitnay ganday hain,

Kehtay hain,.

Jo sab chupatay hain, woh hum dikhatay hain.

 

14: Utha le re Maula utha le

Utha le re Maula utha le

Mere ko nahi,

Mere dost ko Utha le,

Ooper nahi re baba,

So raha hai neend se utha le.

 

15: Daalny laga mein, cheekhhnyelagi wo

Huwa dard itna kay seh na saki wo,

Takleef hui itni kay boli bahir nikalo,

Khuda kay wasty haath mein koi orr CHOORI daalo.

 

16: Mein ney tumhari leni Chahi

Mein ney tumhari leni Chahi

Mager tum ney na di

Mein ney tumhain apna dena chaha,

Magar tum ney na liya

Akhir tum ney mera dhaik hi liya na

Phely kehtay thay key mujhe tumhara hi pasand hy

Lekin ab kehty ho,

Ke mein kisi or ka loon ga,

Mera khayal hy kay mera ab kafi lamba ho gaya hy

Ab mujhey tumhari chahye

 

17:  Tumhari life mein ak aisi…

Tumhari life mein aik aisi larki aaye gi,

Jo sirf tumhari hogi,

Tum us se bay – Had payar karo gy,

Tum dono ki Muhabbat be – misaal hogi.

Tum usay kiss karo gy jab wo tumharay qareeb aa kar kahay gi.

 

18: 20 June ka ik Sucha waqia

Jisay soch k Insaan ki Rooh tak kanp jaati hy

Magar zaalimon kay haath tak na kanpay,

Karachi mein 4 saal ki ek Masoom Bachi jo abhi Theek tarhaan se bol bhi nahi sakti thi,

Aur jo din uskay khelnay koodnay kay thay,

Uske sagay Baap aur Bhai ne Roti bilakti Masoom ki ek na suni aur

Usay Pakar kar

Zabardasti

School Bhj diya

 

19: kuch log lait kar kartay hyn

Kuch log beth kar karty hyn

Kuch log kharay ho kar kartay hyn

Kya?

Btata hoon..

Phone par baat

 

20: Girl: jaanu mere muh me daalo mein chusun gi

Boy: nahi tum khaa gai to mein kya karun ga

Girl: tum dusri icecream le lena

 

21: larkiyan fruit walay se;

Bhai 5 kelay de do

Kelay wala: mein 6 kelom se kam nahi deta

Larkiyaan: chalo 6 he de do aik khaa lyn gy

 

22: wo kya hy jisko agar payar se haath lagao to khara ho jata hy

Me btata hoon: betha huwa bakra

 

23: sardaar aur uski girlfriend park mein bethy huwe

Girlfriend: ye laal qila laal kyun hy?

Sardaar mazaq mein: kyun kay ranjikant ne paan kar kar pichkaari thi aur mujh se ab ye mat puchna kay Taj Mahal sufaid kyun hy

 

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