Bakra Eid Funny Shayari in Urdu/Hindi (Jokes on Bakra Eid)

Iss Sy pyhly k EID k sham ho jae,
Mera SMS Orron k trhan aam ho jae,
Saare mobile networks jam ho jaen
Or EID wIssh krna aam ho jae
“EID Mubarak“

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Dill Behal jae Musaraat Sy Mera Eid k Din,
Ay Ghumay yaar mery paas Na Aa Eid k Din,
Phr Mujhe Qarb Ki Sooli py Charhane Waly,
Yaad Aya Tera Paimanaye Wafa Eid k Din.

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Aj Sy Ameeri Gareebi k faasla na rhy,

Aj Sy Ameeri Gareebi k faasla na rhy,

Har Insan ek dooje ko apna bhai khy,

Aj sb kch bhool k aa galy lag ja,

Mubarak ho Tujhy ye EID-UL-AZHA.

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Khuda krey K Tum Ko Judai Na Mil

kabi b Tanhai Na Mily

Mujhe Msg Na kro To
kchh AIssa Ho

K Waqt Ho Qurbani k
Or Tum Ko Qasayi Na Mily

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Aj Chand Raat Hai pyr Me kl Eid Manaun kSy??

Mera Chand Ab Tak Khafa Hai Mujh Sy, Me Usy Manaun kSy??

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pyrvi krty Thy Taqlyed Kiya krty Thy,,

Meri har Baat Ki TAyed Kiya krty Thy..

Ab Khuda jane kahan Un K thikany Hen,,

Jo mery Sath kabi Eid Kiya krty Thy..

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Us Sy Milna To Usay Eid Mubarak kehna,,

Ye b kehna K Meri Eid Mubarak kr De..!

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kl Ammi Ny Pucha EID py Kiya Chahiye??

Be-ikhtiyaar Munh Sy Nikla “Dulhan”

Yaqeen Mano kl Sy Bhook Betha Hun.. 😀

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Eid K Baad Wo Milny K Liye AAy Hen,,

Eid k Chand Nazar Aany Laga Eid K Baad.. 🙂

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Eid ayi Or Aa kr Chali b Gai Magar,,

Meri Aankhen Tujhy Talashti Rahin..!

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KhulooSy-e-Dill Sy BIss_millah parhyn.

Or mery Number py 100 k Load Krwa Dyn.

Insha_Allah kch Din Baad ap ke Ghar py Eid ho gi.
Agr Yaqeen Na Ay Toh Aazma K Dekh lyin.

Eid Mubarak Advance

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Isss Dafa Eid py Mein ap keo Doonga….

Acha Wala,,

Thengaaa..! 😀

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Dabbay Me Dabba,

Dabbay Me Papad,,

Ikhatty kr Lo Behno,

Wadday Wadday Shoppyr.. 😀

Bakra Eid Mubarak..

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Eid k Din Or Itna Mukhtasir Chanda.??

Din Giny Jaty Hen Iss Din K Liye..!

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Darr K Aagy Jeet Hai..

2 din Baad Phr EID Hai..!

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Aankh Tum Ko Hi Jab Na PAy Gi

Eid kSy Manai jae Gi,…

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Tare Deed JIssko NaSyeb Hai…….

Wo NaSyeb Qabl-e-Deed Hai……

Tujhe Sochna Meri Chand Raat,

Tujhe Dekehna Meri Eid Hai……

Eid_Mubarak….My Lost Love….

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Ye Eid To Phr Sy Loat ayi Hai,,

Jo Bichray Hen Wo kb Lotengy.??

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kash Tum Mujh Sy Pucho,

K Eidi Me Kya Chahiye??

Or Me Tumhara Hath Pakr kr Sargoshi Me khun,

Tumhari Piyaari Saheli k Number.. 😀

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Jab Eid K Din Sona Hi Hota Hai To

naye kpron Ki jagah

nayea BIsstar Q Nahi Khareed lyty..??

Soch Badlo, Zamana Badly Ga.. 😀

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Phool Sy Khushbu ly kr

Chand Sy Roshni ly kr

Shehad Sy Mithaas ly kr

Di Ki Gehrayiyon Sy Dua De kr

Hum Aap Ko EID MUBARAK khty Hen.. 🙂

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Aap Ghairon Ki Baat krty Ho,,

Hamen To Apno Ny b Charbi Wala Gosht Diya.. 😀

EID Mubarak..

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Mily Tujhy Na Dukh Zindagi Me,,

Phool Ki trhan Mehk Khuda kry..

Zinda Rahy Naam Abad Tak Tera,,

EID Ki Khushyan Tujhy Mubarak Khuda kry..

EID Mubarak..!

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Me Un Ko kSy khun EID MUBARAK,,

Wo Jin K Noor-e-Nazar GAy Hen,,

Wo Maaen Jin K Jigar K Tukray,,

Gulon Ki Surat Bikhar GAy Hen..

Wo Jin Ki Dukh Sy Bhari Duaaen,,

Falak py Halchal Macha Rahi Hen..

Mery Hi Deen Ki Bohat Si Naslyn,,

Udaas Eiden Mana Rahi Hen..!

EID Mubarak..

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Eid k Chand Jo Dekha To Yaad ayi Surat Teri,,

Aj Phr Mehsus Ho Rahi Hai Zarurat Teri..

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Jo Log Gosht Khaty Waqt Apni

“Dakhla Policy” pyr Dhyan Nahi Dety,

Un Ki “Khrija Policy” Be Ikhtyaar Ho Jati Hai.. 😀

Happy Bakra EID Mubarak..

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kch Or b Jazbon Ko Betaab Kiya Us Ny,,

Mehandi Lagy Hathon Sy Jab Aadab Kiya Us Ny..

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Phool Sy Khushbu ly kr

Chand Sy Roshni ly kr

Shehad Sy Mithaas ly kr

Di Ki Gehrayiyon Sy Dua Dy kr

Hum Aap Ko EID MUBARAK khty Hen

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Me: I Love U. Do U Love Me??

She: No

Me: Acha Apna Nahi To Iss Eid pyr
Apny Bakray k Dill Hi De Do.. 😀

She: :-0

Hahhaha

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Kiya Khoob EID Aa Rahi Hai Iss Saal..

Yaar Door Hai Or Tareekh kh Rahi Hai
Dono Ek Sath
2,9,17

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mery Hontom py Ungliyaa Rakh kr Wo Apni,,

Meri Plate Sy Sari Botiyan Kha Gya.. 🙁

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Jitny Ziyada Dost,,

Utna Ziyada Gosht.. 🙂

Chalo Aao Eid Sy pyhly Dosti kr lyn.. 🙂

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ksh Iss EID pyr Me Tera “Bakra” Hota..

Or KIssi Ny Na Sahi Tu Ny To Mjhy Pakra Hota.. 😀

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Bakray Ki Feryaad..

Mery Dukhon Ki Yaad Taza krny K liye Dosto..

Suna Hai Tumhary Shehar Me Phr Sy EID ayi Hai..

Pichli Dafa To Meri Begam Gai Thi,,

Iss Dafa Lagta Hai Jese Meri Baari ayi Hai.. 😀
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Salman kahan Supyr Hit Film Dialogues:-
.
Wanted:-
Agar Aik Bar Main Gosht Bhaij Doon,
To Dobara Mangnaye Mat Aana.
.
Bodyguard:-
Mujh Pr Aik Ehsaan Krna,
K Mujhsay Bar Bar Gosht Mat Mangna.
.
Dabbang:-
Hum Tumhain Itna Gosht Bheijain Gay,
K Tum ConfuSy Ho Jao Gay K Qurbani Ma naye ky Hai Ya Tum naye.
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> Bakra Eid Mubarak <

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Ek Chudail Chand Raat Ko Beauty Parlor Gai Makup krany..

Wahan Orten Mask Or Blyach
Laga kr Bethi Hui Thi.
Andar Dakhil Hui To UnKo
Dekh kr Cheekh Maar kr Behosh Ho Gai..
.
Orten Usay Hosh Me Layin
Or kam Pucha.

Chudail: Apna HairStyly Or Makup Theek krana Hai.

Parlor Wali: Ab Rush Bohat Hai,
1 Ghanty Bad Ana.

Churail: OK Mn Apna Sar Rakh kr Ja Rhi Hoon
Jab Time Mily To Thk kr Dena..
.
Sari Orten Ab Tak Behosh Pari Hyn.. 😀

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EID Ki Sivayyan Zara Sambhal kr kahana..

Khaty Khaty khin Foot Ball Na Ban Jana.. 😀

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Tamatar K Ras Ko Juice kehty Hen..

Jo Eid pyar Eidi Na De Issay kanjoos kehty Hen.. 😀

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Haar b Dun Gi..
Baliyan b Dun Gi..

Agar Eid py Ghar Na ai,,
To Ay Dost Tujhy Galiyan b Doon Gi.. 😀

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BF To GF:
“Darling Mujhe Tumhari
Aankhon me Saari Duniya
Dikhai Deti Hai..”
.
.
pyeche Sy Ek Budhha Bola:
“Beta Hamari Gayya Nahi Mil Rahi..
Dikhe to Bata Dena.” 😀

Hahhaha
Bakra EID In Advance.. 🙂

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Meri Aarzuon Ki Tamheed Tum Ho..

Mera Chand Tum Ho Meri EID Tum Ho..

Eid Mubarak

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Ye EID To Phr Sy Loat ayi Hai..

Jo Bichray Hen jane Wo kb Loten Gy..?
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Joon Joon EID K Lamhy Guzarty Ja Rahy Hen,,

Eidi Na Deny Waly Dill Sy Utarty Ja Rahy Hen.. 😀

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Agar Tere Waday Sachay Hoty..

Wah Wah..

Agar Tere Waday Sachay Hoty..

Iss Eid pyr Hamary b 2 Bachay Hoty.. 😀

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Suna Hai Phr EID Ho Gi..

KIssi Ko Intzar Or KIssi Ki Deed ho gi..

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More coming about Bakra Eid Funny poetry in English..!!